Triangle Ball Rack" That's gotta hurt. Oh , it's for pool?

Never mind.
OO^
O/___\

Surviving Family Movie extras needed for Fri., July 15 Jersey City

One final note, we will be needing some extras on Friday, July 15th for a bar scene in Jersey City. If you have any friends or you know anyone who might be interested please have them contact me. If they have head shots please ask them to forward them to me also, but they are not necessary. All extras will receive a travel stipend of $10 and a meal. Because of the location and their business hour it will be an early day and we'll be shooting in there for the whole time.

I'm looking forward to working again with those of you I know and getting to know those of you I haven't yet worked with. Thank you all and please let me know if you have any questions or concerns,

Tony Cox
------------------------------------------------------------
1st Assistant Director | Surviving Family
207.620.6144 | filmmakertony@gmail.com

Hollywood Squares

Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?

A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!

(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)


Q. Do female frogs croak?

A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.


Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be

A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.


Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...

A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.


Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?

A.. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.


Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?

A.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.


Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?

A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..


Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?

A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty..


Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?

A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.


Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?

A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.


Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?

A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.


Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?

A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.


Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?

A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.


Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?

A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.


Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?

A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.


Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?

A.. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.


Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?

A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?


Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?

A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..


Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?

A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.


Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?

A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.


Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?

A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.


Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?

A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?


Q. When a couple tries to have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?

A.. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him


Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?

A. Charley Weaver: His feet.


Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?

A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh

Zachary Adam Clark photo of Bubbles the Clown

Good times

Bottle Bombs Warning

Please read-not a joke. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in soda bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns. When you go to pick up the trash, and the bottle is shaken just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up a gas and explodes with enough force to remove some of your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well.
Don't pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.
People are finding these "bombs" in mailboxes and in their yards, just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the trash. But, you'll never make it!!! It takes about 30 seconds to blow after you move the thing.
See "SNOPES" below -- it's true -- the video at SNOPES shows the Indiana State Police Bomb Squad detonating one -- it's truly horrifying! .... .. I checked "Truth or Fiction" and "they" agree this is TRUTH!!! So be warned and beware.
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bottlebomb.asp

Flip Video Camera Support

Dear FlipShare user,
Thank you for your loyalty and support of Flip Video over the years. In light of Cisco’s recent announcement regarding the future of the Flip business, we wanted to address your questions related to FlipShare software.
FlipShare desktop and mobile software will continue to be functional and supported for 2 ½ years (until 12/31/2013). However, we want to let you know the following:
Friends and family can watch, download and save any video you have shared with them
Starting May 12, 2011, videos shared with an individual, group, Flip Channel or Twitter will only be available online for viewing and downloading for up to 30 days after being sent (the 30-day limit will also apply to videos shared previously)
Videos shared on Facebook and YouTube as well as videos stored in FlipShare on your computer will not be impacted and do not have a 30-day limit
We will continue to provide technical support for both Flip video cameras and FlipShare until 12/31/2013. FAQs on these changes are also available at support.theflip.com/flipshare.
We hope you will continue to enjoy your Flip video camera and FlipShare.
The Flip Video team *Video download requires approval by sender

Taliban TV Guide

Taliban TV Guide

MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "Bowling For Food"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Who Wants To Execute A Multimillionare"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"

Bat Mitzvah confidential

Natasha and Kelly

Leslie beauty from Sugarland texas.

joe Italian retired fireman from Hicksville Long Island

Cab driver from little neck queens

Ken Librarian MLS

Darwin, Latin from Miami

Surviving Family MediaBlvd Purple Haze Radio Sunday Apr.17 at 9pm.

GO BEHIND THE SCENES WITH FILMMAKERS
MARA LESEMANN AND CARLO FIORLETTA ON
THEIR NEW FEATURE FILM SURVIVING FAMILY

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW ON MEDIABLVD’S PURPLE HAZE RADIO SHOW SUNDAY, APRIL 17 AT 9PM/ET

New York, NY -- April 12, 2011 -- Filmmakers Mara Lesemann and Carlo Fiorletta will take listeners behind-the-scenes into their upcoming feature film Surviving Family in an exclusive interview on MediaBlvd’s popular radio show Purple Haze Sunday, April 17,
at 9PM/ET.

Purple Haze is available at blogtalkradio.com/mediablvd, 347-205-9801.

In addition to directing her feature film Surviving Family, Lesemann wrote and produced the award-winning shorts Foreclosed and Jump Start, and also wrote the screenplay for The Seduction of Eve. Her theater credits include the romantic fantasy short A Temporary Cat and the drama The Fertility Factor, both of which she produced off-off-Broadway.

The award-winning director Carlo Fiorletta is associate producer of Surviving Family. Fiorletta directed Lesemann’s plays Fertility Factor and Acts of Contrition, and Gary Morgenstein’s A Tomato Can’t Grow in the Bronx. He also wrote and directed two award-winning short movies, Nipple Nazis and Calamity 666, along with The Last Supper and All About Auditions.

Purple Haze is hosted by NASA contractor Dr. Kenn Gold, conservative author Gary Morgenstein (Jesse’s Girl), and liberal screenwriter/journalist Frederic Germay.

MediaBlvd is a premiere entertainment portal featuring unique celebrity interviews and news and reviews from the world of pop culture. The online edition of MediaBlvd Magazine receives more than 2 million global unique IP visits per month, and the site features multiple live audio segments bringing celebrities together with listeners for a unique interaction experience. MediaBlvd also hosts the official websites for several celebrities. MediaBlvd was founded in 2003, and has its origins in the fan website crashdown.com, which promoted the show Roswell, and was responsible for bringing the show back twice with mail in campaigns, and for raising over $270,000 for various children’s charities.

Contact:
Kenn Gold 720-841-6331 kenn.gold@mediablvd.com

BOYCOTT KOCH Billionaires vs. WISCONSIN workers

Plenty of alternative products.
These are Koch Brothers products and proceeds are being used against the
workers of Wisconsin. Very important to distribute. Boycott !!!!!!!!
> > Please send this on to everyone you know. Let the Koch brothers know that
> > we understand what they're trying to do to Wisconsin! Boycott Koch Industry products:
> > (Georgia-Pacific products)
> > Angel Soft toilet paper
> > Brawny paper towels
> > Dixie plates, bowls, napkins and cups
> > Mardi Gras napkins and towels
> > Quilted Northern toilet paper
> > Soft 'n Gentle toilet paper
> > Sparkle napkins
> > Vanity fair napkins
> > Zee napkins
> > Georgia-Pacific paper products and envelopes
> > INVISTA Products Lycra Sta

Sand and stone

Two friends were walking

Through the desert

During some point of the

Journey, they had an

Argument; and one friend

Slapped the other one

In the face



The one who got slapped

Was hurt, but without

Saying anything,

Wrote in the sand ,



Today my best friend

Slapped me in the face ..



They kept on walking,

Until they found an oasis,

Where they decided

To take a bath



The one who had been

Slapped got stuck in the

Mire and started drowning,

But the friend saved him.



After he recovered from

The near drowning,

He wrote on a stone:



'Today my best friend

Saved my life'



The friend who had slapped

And saved his best friend

Asked him, 'after i hurt you,

You wrote in the sand and now,

You write on a stone, why?'



The friend replied

'When someone hurts us

We should write it down

In sand, where winds of

Forgiveness can erase it away.



But, when someone does something good for us,

We must engrave it in stone

Where no wind

Can ever erase it'



Learn to write

Your hurts in

The sand and to

Carve your

Benefits in stone.



They say it takes a

Minute to find a special

Person,



An hour to

Appreciate them,



A day

To love them,



But then ,



An entire life

To forget them.



Send this to

The people you'll never

Forget.



I just did..



If you don't

Send it to anyone,

It means you're in a

Hurry and that you've

Forgotten your friends.



Take the time to live!



Do not value the things

You have in your life, but value

Who you have in your life!



And if i happen to get it back,

Then i know my place in your life

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle

Hooker in Las Vegas

A guy is walking the strip in Vegas when a fantastic looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, "How much do you charge?"

The hooker replies, "I start at $500 for a hand job."

The guy says, "$500 for a hand job? Holy crap, no hand job is worth that kind of money."

The hooker says, "You see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the McDonald's in the next block?"

"Yes."

"And do you see the Wendy's across the street?"

"Yes."

"Well," said the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own all those, and I own them because I give a hand job that's worth $500."

So the guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."

They go to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he has just experienced the hand job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He's so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow job is $1000."

The hooker says, "No, $1500."

"I wouldn't pay that for a blow job!"

The hooker replies, "Step over to the window. Do you see those two casinos across the street? Well, I own those, and I own them because I give blow jobs that are worth every cent of $1500."

The guy, still reeling from the terrific hand job, decides to put off buying a new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."

Fifteen minutes later, he's sitting on the edge of the bed, more amazed than before. He can hardly believe it, but he feels he truly got his money's worth.

Deciding to go for broke, he asks, "So, how much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come back over to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us? All those casinos, with the beautiful lights, the gaming, the showgirls?"

"Damn!" says the guy in awe. "You own the whole city?"

The hooker says, "No.

.

.

.


But I would . . . if I had a pussy."

Vikings Season Tickets For Sale

I have 2 Minnesota Vikings season tickets for sale.

My wife doesn't want to attend any more of their games as she doesn't like the person who sits in the seat next to us.

I've attached a picture with the view from our seats.

Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.

Current Bid: $6,500 each

Harley Rider Kiss

A tough looking group of Harley riders were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Harley To Heart

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?' The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how come I make $39,000 a year and you get $800,000, when you and I are doing basically the same work?'

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...........
Try doing it with the engine running.

Logo Tattoo Question Answered: Cat Firework Location Thigh or Lat

The question came from Leah D. earlier this week: If you got a logo tattoo what and where would it be? I have no tattoos or piercings, I donate a lot of blood ( just past 100 time mark ) But if I did, would be a cat ( my babies ) and the firework represents celebration plus danger and a low budget thrill as opposed to big business. Thigh or lat has more meat than bicep or smaller so I expect would pain the least, my butt is biggest but that might sag.

Words Beginnings Middles and Ends

tired from shoveling ice : "Drama Teacher" became "Drug Dealer" as i read.

7 stages of blonde

FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said 'How should I know; that's 200 miles
from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'

The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'

So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'

FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'

A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy . it's W.'

FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'

SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US
Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .'

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling
nearby, was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come
home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'

NYC cost of War Vs Cost of Pensions to Date

http://www.empirestatenews.net/News/20110122-2.html
169,639,472 combined NYC pension fund

http://costofwar.com/en/
770801154962.00 Iraq

Afghanistan. 372,155,857,884

Total War 1,142,957,012,846.00

http://activerain.com/blogsview/1562397/new-york-city-s-rising-population-2010-census-
8.4 million NYC population
1,000,000 1million
8,400,000

http://www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/robert-schlesinger/2009/12/30/us-population-2010-308-million-and-growing
308 million USA population
308,000,000

divide war cost by 31,171,554,896 War for NYC cost
USA population 183.8 TIMES
multiply by NYC
population