Friday, April 15, 2011

Bat Mitzvah confidential

Natasha and Kelly

Leslie beauty from Sugarland texas.

joe Italian retired fireman from Hicksville Long Island

Cab driver from little neck queens

Ken Librarian MLS

Darwin, Latin from Miami

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Surviving Family MediaBlvd Purple Haze Radio Sunday Apr.17 at 9pm.

GO BEHIND THE SCENES WITH FILMMAKERS
MARA LESEMANN AND CARLO FIORLETTA ON
THEIR NEW FEATURE FILM SURVIVING FAMILY

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW ON MEDIABLVD’S PURPLE HAZE RADIO SHOW SUNDAY, APRIL 17 AT 9PM/ET

New York, NY -- April 12, 2011 -- Filmmakers Mara Lesemann and Carlo Fiorletta will take listeners behind-the-scenes into their upcoming feature film Surviving Family in an exclusive interview on MediaBlvd’s popular radio show Purple Haze Sunday, April 17,
at 9PM/ET.

Purple Haze is available at blogtalkradio.com/mediablvd, 347-205-9801.

In addition to directing her feature film Surviving Family, Lesemann wrote and produced the award-winning shorts Foreclosed and Jump Start, and also wrote the screenplay for The Seduction of Eve. Her theater credits include the romantic fantasy short A Temporary Cat and the drama The Fertility Factor, both of which she produced off-off-Broadway.

The award-winning director Carlo Fiorletta is associate producer of Surviving Family. Fiorletta directed Lesemann’s plays Fertility Factor and Acts of Contrition, and Gary Morgenstein’s A Tomato Can’t Grow in the Bronx. He also wrote and directed two award-winning short movies, Nipple Nazis and Calamity 666, along with The Last Supper and All About Auditions.

Purple Haze is hosted by NASA contractor Dr. Kenn Gold, conservative author Gary Morgenstein (Jesse’s Girl), and liberal screenwriter/journalist Frederic Germay.

MediaBlvd is a premiere entertainment portal featuring unique celebrity interviews and news and reviews from the world of pop culture. The online edition of MediaBlvd Magazine receives more than 2 million global unique IP visits per month, and the site features multiple live audio segments bringing celebrities together with listeners for a unique interaction experience. MediaBlvd also hosts the official websites for several celebrities. MediaBlvd was founded in 2003, and has its origins in the fan website crashdown.com, which promoted the show Roswell, and was responsible for bringing the show back twice with mail in campaigns, and for raising over $270,000 for various children’s charities.

Contact:
Kenn Gold 720-841-6331 kenn.gold@mediablvd.com

Sunday, February 27, 2011

BOYCOTT KOCH Billionaires vs. WISCONSIN workers

Plenty of alternative products.
These are Koch Brothers products and proceeds are being used against the
workers of Wisconsin. Very important to distribute. Boycott !!!!!!!!
> > Please send this on to everyone you know. Let the Koch brothers know that
> > we understand what they're trying to do to Wisconsin! Boycott Koch Industry products:
> > (Georgia-Pacific products)
> > Angel Soft toilet paper
> > Brawny paper towels
> > Dixie plates, bowls, napkins and cups
> > Mardi Gras napkins and towels
> > Quilted Northern toilet paper
> > Soft 'n Gentle toilet paper
> > Sparkle napkins
> > Vanity fair napkins
> > Zee napkins
> > Georgia-Pacific paper products and envelopes
> > INVISTA Products Lycra Sta

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Sand and stone

Two friends were walking

Through the desert

During some point of the

Journey, they had an

Argument; and one friend

Slapped the other one

In the face



The one who got slapped

Was hurt, but without

Saying anything,

Wrote in the sand ,



Today my best friend

Slapped me in the face ..



They kept on walking,

Until they found an oasis,

Where they decided

To take a bath



The one who had been

Slapped got stuck in the

Mire and started drowning,

But the friend saved him.



After he recovered from

The near drowning,

He wrote on a stone:



'Today my best friend

Saved my life'



The friend who had slapped

And saved his best friend

Asked him, 'after i hurt you,

You wrote in the sand and now,

You write on a stone, why?'



The friend replied

'When someone hurts us

We should write it down

In sand, where winds of

Forgiveness can erase it away.



But, when someone does something good for us,

We must engrave it in stone

Where no wind

Can ever erase it'



Learn to write

Your hurts in

The sand and to

Carve your

Benefits in stone.



They say it takes a

Minute to find a special

Person,



An hour to

Appreciate them,



A day

To love them,



But then ,



An entire life

To forget them.



Send this to

The people you'll never

Forget.



I just did..



If you don't

Send it to anyone,

It means you're in a

Hurry and that you've

Forgotten your friends.



Take the time to live!



Do not value the things

You have in your life, but value

Who you have in your life!



And if i happen to get it back,

Then i know my place in your life

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Hooker in Las Vegas

A guy is walking the strip in Vegas when a fantastic looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, "How much do you charge?"

The hooker replies, "I start at $500 for a hand job."

The guy says, "$500 for a hand job? Holy crap, no hand job is worth that kind of money."

The hooker says, "You see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the McDonald's in the next block?"

"Yes."

"And do you see the Wendy's across the street?"

"Yes."

"Well," said the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own all those, and I own them because I give a hand job that's worth $500."

So the guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."

They go to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he has just experienced the hand job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He's so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow job is $1000."

The hooker says, "No, $1500."

"I wouldn't pay that for a blow job!"

The hooker replies, "Step over to the window. Do you see those two casinos across the street? Well, I own those, and I own them because I give blow jobs that are worth every cent of $1500."

The guy, still reeling from the terrific hand job, decides to put off buying a new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."

Fifteen minutes later, he's sitting on the edge of the bed, more amazed than before. He can hardly believe it, but he feels he truly got his money's worth.

Deciding to go for broke, he asks, "So, how much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come back over to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us? All those casinos, with the beautiful lights, the gaming, the showgirls?"

"Damn!" says the guy in awe. "You own the whole city?"

The hooker says, "No.

.

.

.


But I would . . . if I had a pussy."

Monday, February 7, 2011

Vikings Season Tickets For Sale


I have 2 Minnesota Vikings season tickets for sale.

My wife doesn't want to attend any more of their games as she doesn't like the person who sits in the seat next to us.

I've attached a picture with the view from our seats.

Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.

Current Bid: $6,500 each

Friday, February 4, 2011

Harley Rider Kiss

A tough looking group of Harley riders were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"